13219 Settlers Point Trail, Goshen, KY 40026 | MLS# 1689459

Description

Bilevel & Unbothered: The Rom-Com of Real Estate—Welcome to the architectural unicorn you didn’t know you needed! A stylish bilevel home that’s technically connected—but proudly living its own life. Let’s start with the lower level, aka the grounded, practical type. Down here you’ll find: A cozy living room perfect for awkward family photos and even more awkward family reunions. A modern galley-style kitchen so sleek Gordon Ramsay might weep (in a good way). A dining room ready for candlelit dinners—or just judgmental takeout containers. A laundry room that gets things done. A half bath for when you want to be gracious without going full porcelain. OH!! And there’s a bedroom down here, too–ideal for guests, teens, or that office you pretend to use. Slide out back to your private deck andan above-ground pool, where you can bask in the sun to your heart’s content. Ah, but thanks to the magical firewall your neighbor can’t see your cannonballs or your sunburn. Float like nobody’s watching, because nobody is!

Ascend the short-but-meaningful staircase to the upper level where dreams take shape and storage runs wild. Upstairs features: A primary bedroom big enough for a yoga studio, a king-sized bed, and your emotional baggage. A walk-in closet so deep it legally qualifies as a guest room. A spa-style en suite bathroom with a rainforest-style shower, because you deserve to bathe like a tropical bird. There are two additional bedrooms upstairs, perfect for kiddos, crafts, or collecting throw pillows you don’t actually use, another full bath (because sharing is overrated), and finally, a walk-in storage closet that could smuggle a small seasonal décor aisle.

All this, wrapped in a layout that says “I’m different, and that’s a flex!”

Now, let’s clear this up: Sure, it’s connected to its neighbor via firewall, but that’s like sharing a bench, not a life! No roof sharing, no gutter drama, and no “accidentally” trimming your rose bushes. It’s co-existence, not cohabitation. SPECIAL (AND EXPENSIVE) BONUS: To keep your lovely ceilings and heads dry, a new roof was installed in July 2025. There weren’t any leaks!! It was just looking a little weathered and neded a makeover, and our seller is just nice that way!

So if you’re ready to embrace a home with personality, presence, and just enough oddity to make your dinner parties more interesting, this is your quirky happily-ever-after!!